Worst Nobel Prizes Ever!
Awarded for the invention of the Ring of Invisibility, but no Frodo and no Golem! And batteries not included! (Not precious. Not precious at all.)
"Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Pubic Hairs." A young wizard's discovery of his changing body, as if by magic.
Awarded to some dove they found in magician David Copperfield's pants. It was covered with strange hairs.
Non-intoxicating crystal meth. Charlie Sheen was upset over this for two and a half weeks.
Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA serum. Charlie Sheen was high over this for two and a half weeks. Charlie Sheen was so happy, he "donated" his Nobel Prize money to his crystal meth dealer.