Worst Nobel Prizes Ever!
1. Physics:
Awarded for the invention of the Ring of Invisibility, but no Frodo and no Golem! And batteries not included! (Not precious. Not precious at all.)
2. Literature:
"Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Pubic Hairs." A young wizard's discovery of his changing body, as if by magic.
3. Peace:
Awarded to some dove they found in magician David Copperfield's pants. It was covered with strange hairs.
4. Chemistry:
Non-intoxicating crystal meth. Charlie Sheen was upset over this for two and a half weeks.
5. Medicine:
Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA serum. Charlie Sheen was high over this for two and a half weeks. Charlie Sheen was so happy, he "donated" his Nobel Prize money to his crystal meth dealer.
