Best Politically Correct Euphemisms Ever!
1. The Homeless: The Artists Formerly Known As Hobos.
2. Garbage Men: Collectors of lost art.
3. Nazis: Collectors of lost arks. (Mr. Spielberg, I need my check now.)
4. House Slaves: Waiters without benefits.
5. Field Slaves: The guy that mows my lawn.
6. Thieves: The greed-challenged. (Also known as collectors of "lost" money.)
7. Pirates: Real life Cap'n Crunches.
8. Pirate Henchmen: Real life Lieutenant Crunches.
9. Pirate Parrots: Culinary Delicacies.
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