Best News Stories of the Week!
1. Supercomputer Becomes All-Time Champion of "The Newlywed Game."
Scientists at Hewmert-Packer Technologies have invented a supercomputer known as "Sherlock" that is capable of defeating any human opponent in "The Newlywed Game."
GAME SHOW HOST: "Sherlock, where is the most unusual place you and your wife ever made whoopee?"
SHERLOCK: "In the butt."
GAME SHOW HOST: "Congratulations, Sherlock! You are the all-time greatest 'Newlywed Game' contestant and ladies man ever!"
SHERLOCK: "Thank you. I owe it all to the male/female port interface."
2. Game Show Host Pat Sajak to be Replaced by Apple's New Supercomputer, the "iPat."
3. Pat Sajak Vows a Comeback by Building Vanna White 2.0.
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