Saturday, June 18, 2011

Best TV Episodes Ever!

1. X-Files:
The one where Mulder and Scully search for the Lucky Charms Leprechaun to end the Saint Patrick's Day Curse.  They find the leprechaun but cannot find his green clovers and purple horseshoes.

2. Friends:
The one where Chandler realizes he's straight and shaves his legs for the last time.
CHANDLER: "Can I BEEEE anymore hetero? I think I'll marry Monica now."

3. Simpsons:
The one where Homer meets his twin brother, Family Guy, and Mr. Burns fires them both.

4. American Idol:
The one where Simon Cowell wears a white t-shirt instead of his usual black and is attacked by Randy Jackson for this obvious racial symbolism of white power.  Simon Cowell screams like a little British girl during his brutal pummeling.

5. Seinfeld:
The one where Jerry commits Kramer to a mental hospital to get Kramer the help he so desperately needs.  It was a "very special episode" of Seinfeld.

6. The episode where the United States stopped analog television broadcasts and millions of TV screens turned to static.