Thursday, July 21, 2011

Worst Science Experiments Ever!

1. Isaac Newton dropping apples on people's heads to test the Apple Concussion Theory.  Newton loved apples... falling on people's heads.

2. The Hubble space telescope used for peeping extraterrestrial sex acts.

3. Transforming water into wine, and said wine into urine.

4. The failed cloak of invisibility experiments that resulted in the public shaming of many naked scientists.  (Sigh)  Poor naked scientists.

5. The failed ring of invisibility experiments that resulted in the public shaming of many naked "Lord of the Rings" fans.  (Sigh)  Poor naked "Lord of the Rings" fans.  (Damn you, Frodo!  It's all your fault!)

6. The botched cloning of Tina Fey: Project Sarah Palin.

7. Albert Einstein's hair style.