Monday, August 8, 2011

Best Ways To Stay Cool When It's Hot Ever!

1. Put your clothes in the refrigerator.  And if that doesn't work, put yourself in the refrigerator.

2. Drink a tall glass of anti-antifreeze.

3. Get a job in Santa Claus' toy factory.  They offer full medical and dental and free room and board.

4. Rent a room in Superman's Fortress of Solitude in the North Pole (next door to Santa Claus).  Superman's lonely up there... all that solitude.

5. Blow up the sun Bruce Willis-style.

6. Alter your DNA to develop mutant weather control powers.