Worst Excuses Ever For Not Showing Up For Work!
1. "My dog ate my homework. I mean my dog ate my home. Yeah, that's the ticket! I have a really big dog... a red dog."
2. Your work desk somehow "scared you" and you needed time off to calm your nerves.
3. You got lead poisoning from using the office pencils too often.
4. Your clothes got snagged in a bank vault door that only opens once a day. You were a victim of the rigged banking industry. And they stole your TARP bailout money too so you can't afford to get fired.
5. "I quit!" (Unless you really want to quit.)
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