Best New Careers For Charlie Sheen... Ever!
1. Two And A Half Men?:
It stars Charlie Sheen and his father Martin Sheen who's trying to save Charlie from his out of control, drug addled, sex depraved life. The 1/2 man is played by a transvestite prostitute Charlie picked up.
2. Born Again Christian Televangelist:
Charlie Sheen's "redemption" story will include encounters with transvestite prostitutes. But that was before he found Jesus (Jesus is a Hispanic drug dealer friend and wise man).
3. Crackhouse Manager:
Charlie Sheen can combine his work and play. (Do they still have crackhouses? Don't hear about them much these days.)
4. Spin City 2 And 1/2:
This time the spinning is Charlie Sheen's drug-induced dizziness. (Guest starring Michael J. Fox!)
5. Inventor Of Tiger Blood And Adonis DNA Serum:
This scientific achievement will transform an ordinary man into a god! (The Ancient Greek type of god who wear togas and eat grapes over their heads.)