1. Hardware Store: Screw It Yourself
2. Natural Holistic Medicine Shop: Dirt Pharma
3. Electronics Store: Bzzzt Buy
4. Hamburger Restaurant: Cow Patties
5. Drive-Thru Hamburger Restaurant: Cow Patties Skid Marks
6. Video Store: Going Out Of Business
7. Clothing Store: Do I Look Fatshionable In These?
8. Erotic Car Repair Shop: Rubber & Wenches