Thursday, December 15, 2011

Best Winter Activities Ever!

1. Freezing:
Experience the joy Han Solo felt when he realized he was in love with Princess Leia.

2. Playing Hide And Seek With Abominable Snowmen:
They're great at hiding!  A little too good.

3. Helping Out The Elves At Santa's Workshop:
By that, we mean working at a sweatshop along with child laborers.

4. Drinking Eggnog Without the Egg Or The Nog:
Just drinking.  (Warning: Drink responsibly.  Don't run over grandma or a reindeer.)

5. New Year's Eve:
Countdown to the end of the Mayan calendar!  Hooray???