Best Winter Activities Ever!
1. Freezing:
Experience the joy Han Solo felt when he realized he was in love with Princess Leia.
2. Playing Hide And Seek With Abominable Snowmen:
They're great at hiding! A little too good.
3. Helping Out The Elves At Santa's Workshop:
By that, we mean working at a sweatshop along with child laborers.
4. Drinking Eggnog Without the Egg Or The Nog:
Just drinking. (Warning: Drink responsibly. Don't run over grandma or a reindeer.)
5. New Year's Eve:
Countdown to the end of the Mayan calendar! Hooray???
