Worst Conspiracy Theories Ever!
1. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Kenya, Africa (Show us your birth certificate, Mr. Lincoln! Show us your birth certificate!).
2. Area 51 contains alien bodies from Mexico (Show us your birth certificates, alien Mexicans! Show us your birth certificates!).
3. The Internet was invented by Al Gore to distribute Bill Clinton's "Interns Gone Wild" sex videos.
4. The Hostess Cake Company doesn't want us to know that the center of the earth has a delicious "creme" filling.
5. Flying saucers come from your anus. Yes, your personal anus.
6. The Chernobyl nuclear accident was started by Homer Simpsonovsky. Coincidence, I think not!
7. All conspiracy theories come from tin foil hats (Human heads not necessary.).
8. All sane ideas come from saran wrap turbans.