Sunday, May 15, 2011

Best Politically Correct Euphemisms Ever!

1. The Homeless: The Artists Formerly Known As Hobos.

2. Garbage Men: Collectors of lost art.

3. Nazis: Collectors of lost arks. (Mr. Spielberg, I need my check now.)

4. House Slaves: Waiters without benefits.

5. Field Slaves: The guy that mows my lawn.

6. Thieves: The greed-challenged. (Also known as collectors of "lost" money.)

7. Pirates: Real life Cap'n Crunches.

8. Pirate Henchmen: Real life Lieutenant Crunches.

9. Pirate Parrots: Culinary Delicacies.

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