Best Nicknames For Presidential Candidates in 2012... Ever!
1. Mitt Romney: "Fist" Romney
It's a symbol of strength and tells voters what he'll do to the country.
2. Newt Gingrich: "Rich" Gingrich
It symbolizes his belief that all Americans can be rich. You start off as a young kid working as a school janitor and work your way up to fabulous wealth as head of school janitorial services.
3. Rick Santorum: "Dick" Santorum
It symbolizes that he'll bring America back to the glory days of the 1950's, when women and minorities weren't uppity and "Dick" was a swell name for a fella. It worked for "Tricky Dick" Nixon.
4. Herman Cain: "Her Man" Cain
All the ladies love "Her Man." He gives them sausage pizzas and jobs... involving sausage pizzas.
