Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Best Nicknames For Presidential Candidates in 2012... Ever!

1. Mitt Romney: "Fist" Romney
It's a symbol of strength and tells voters what he'll do to the country.

2. Newt Gingrich: "Rich" Gingrich
It symbolizes his belief that all Americans can be rich.  You start off as a young kid working as a school janitor and work your way up to fabulous wealth as head of school janitorial services.

3. Rick Santorum: "Dick" Santorum
It symbolizes that he'll bring America back to the glory days of the 1950's, when women and minorities weren't uppity and "Dick" was a swell name for a fella.  It worked for "Tricky Dick" Nixon.

4. Herman Cain: "Her Man" Cain
All the ladies love "Her Man."  He gives them sausage pizzas and jobs... involving sausage pizzas.

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