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<b><u><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Best Store Names Ever!</span></span></span></i></u></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">funtasticlist.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Hardware Store:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Screw It Yourself</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Natural Holistic Medicine Shop:</span></span></i></b></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Dirt Pharma</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3.</span></span><span style="color: red;"><i><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Electronics Store:</span></span></b></i></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Bzzzt Buy</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><i><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Hamburger Restaurant:</span></span></span></b></i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Cow Patties</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><i><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Drive-Thru Hamburger Restaurant:</span></span></span></b></i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Cow Patties Skid Marks</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. </span></span><i><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Video Store:</span></span></span></b></i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Going Out Of Business</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">7. </span></span><i><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Clothing Store:</span></span></span></b></i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Do I Look Fatshionable In These?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">8. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><i><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Erotic Car Repair Shop:</span></span></b></i></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> Rubber & Wenches</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=dvd&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: none;" width="468"></iframe> </span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-63648064884281186612012-01-31T10:43:00.002-05:002012-01-31T10:48:12.502-05:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Best Nicknames For Presidential Candidates in 2012... Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Mitt Romney: "Fist" Romney</b></i></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">It's a symbol of strength and tells voters what he'll do to the country.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Newt Gingrich: "Rich" Gingrich</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">It symbolizes his belief that all Americans can be rich. You start off as a young kid working as a school janitor and work your way up to fabulous wealth as head of school janitorial services</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Rick Santorum: "Dick" Santorum</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">It symbolizes that he'll bring America back to the glory days of the 1950's, when women and minorities weren't uppity and "Dick" was a swell name for a fella. It worked for "Tricky Dick" Nixon.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Herman Cain: "Her Man" Cain</b></i></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">All the ladies love "Her Man." He gives them sausage pizzas and jobs... involving sausage pizzas</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=videogames&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-87737740345846340392011-12-15T16:30:00.000-05:002011-12-15T16:30:04.688-05:00<div align="center"><div style="color: red; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><u><i><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Best Winter Activities</span></span><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"> Ever!</span></span></i></u></b></div></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Freezing:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">Experience the joy Han Solo felt when he realized he was in love with Princess Leia</span></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;"><span style="color: black;">.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Playing Hide And Seek With Abominable Snowmen:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">They're great at hiding! A little <u><b><i>too</i></b></u> good.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Helping Out The Elves At Santa's Workshop</span></span></i><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">By that, we mean working at a sweatshop along with child laborers.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Drinking Eggnog Without the Egg Or The Nog:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Just drinking. <b>(Warning: Drink responsibly. Don't run over grandma or a reindeer.)</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">New Year's Eve</span></span></i></b></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Countdown to the end of the Mayan calendar! Hooray???</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=electronics&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-89816740549596165142011-10-27T17:14:00.000-04:002011-10-27T17:14:07.724-04:00<div align="center"><div style="color: red; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><u><i><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Worst Horror Movie</span></span><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"> Clich<span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">é</span>s Ever!</span></span></i></u></b></div><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Hockey Masked Killers:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This<span style="color: black;"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> clich<span style="color: black; font-family: Georgia,serif;">é</span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: black;"> </span>unfairly tarnishes the upstanding reputation of hockey which has never been associated with violence in any way. The combination of hockey and violence are simply unimaginable.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Death While Taking A Shower:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This is just a shameless way to gratuitously show sexy plumbing fixtures. The plumbing industrial complex pays Hollywood studios to display plumbing products in their movies to subliminally advertise hot, exposed pipes.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Supernatural</span></span></i><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Demons, goblins, and evil spirits are silly hokum and do not exist. They were ghostbusted to extinction years ago.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Twisted Genius Killer Who Outsmarts The Police:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Killers are not geniuses. You'll never see a butcher who graduated from Harvard. Harvard doesn't even offer a butcher degree</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Toxic Waste That Creates Monsters</span></span></i></b></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Toxic waste doesn't create monsters. Toxic waste <u><b><i>IS</i></b></u> the monster. (Paid for by the <i><b>Anti-Toxic Waste Non-Industrial Complex</b></i>)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span></i><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Killing Sprees That Occur On Specific Holidays:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This is just a shameless way to remind people to buy Hallmark holiday cards... and to go on killing sprees.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=dvd&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-45865450564458666912011-10-14T10:57:00.000-04:002011-10-14T10:57:42.938-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Best Superhero Fashion Accessories Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>The Superhero Cape</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Both stylish and practical. Useful for hiding weapons and evildoer bloodstains. Also useful for detecting which way the wind is blowing.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Customized Utility Belt:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">A handy way to store crime fighting gadgets while on the go. Also holds up one's pants which is important since crime fighting burns up a lot of calories, resulting in rapid weight loss</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Speedo Underwear Worn On The Outside Of Tights</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">It helps emphasize a superhero's bulging masculinity. Useful in attracting damsels in distress and crotch sniffing dogs.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Superhero Emblem</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Usually emblazoned on a superhero's chest, it distinguishes one's personal set of speedo underwear worn on the outside of tights from every other </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">speedo underwear worn on the outside of tights. Useful for marketing one's heroic deeds in the media and getting the all-important merchandising deals. Speedos cost money after all</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>The Mask</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">It protects a superhero's secret identity and instantly transforms ugly superheroes into magazine cover mystery men of action. Also good for bank robberies. Speedos cost money after all</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=videogames&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-59810877488138497692011-10-06T23:45:00.000-04:002011-10-06T23:45:03.179-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Worst Nobel Prizes Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Physics</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Awarded for the invention of the Ring of Invisibility, but no Frodo and no Golem! And batteries not included! (Not precious. Not precious at all.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Literature:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">"Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Pubic Hairs." A young wizard's discovery of his changing body, as if by magic</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Peace</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Awarded to some dove they found in magician David Copperfield's pants. It was covered with strange hairs.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Chemistry:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Non-intoxicating crystal meth. Charlie Sheen was upset over this for two and a half weeks.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Medicine</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA serum. Charlie Sheen was high over this for two and a half weeks. Charlie Sheen was so happy, he "donated" his Nobel Prize money to his </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">crystal meth dealer</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=electronics&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-38630071506021049742011-09-30T01:09:00.000-04:002011-09-30T01:09:03.015-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Best New Careers For Charlie Sheen... Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Two And A Half Men?:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">It stars Charlie Sheen and his father Martin Sheen who's trying to save Charlie from his out of control, drug addled, sex depraved life. The 1/2 man is played by a transvestite prostitute Charlie picked up.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Born Again Christian Televangelist:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Charlie Sheen's "redemption" story will include encounters with </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">transvestite prostitutes. But that was <i><b>before</b></i> he found Jesus (Jesus is a Hispanic drug dealer friend and wise man)</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Crackhouse Manager</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Charlie Sheen can combine his work and play. (Do they still have crackhouses? Don't hear about them much these days.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Spin City 2 And 1/2:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This time the spinning is Charlie Sheen's drug-induced dizziness</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">. (Guest starring Michael J. Fox!)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. <span style="color: red;"><i><b>Inventor Of Tiger Blood And Adonis DNA Serum</b></i></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This scientific achievement will transform an ordinary man into a god! (The Ancient Greek type of god who wear togas and eat grapes over their heads.)</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=dvd&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-59223972451980040362011-09-22T19:38:00.000-04:002011-09-22T19:38:33.130-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Worst Donald Trump Projects Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Trump Sewage Processing Plant In Beautiful Atlantic City:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Since this gold-plated waste facility began operating, a record number of old men with metal detectors at the beach have found "treasure" consisting of toxic metals. (Coincidence? I think not!)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Search For Barack Obama's Birth Certificate:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">According to Trump: "I've made some incredible discoveries! I discovered that Barack Obama has no library card!"</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The "You're Fired!" Triangle Shirtwaist Factory</span></span></i><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Named after the infamous burned building and site of many tragic deaths, Trump shows his trademark "class." (It's gold-plated to match the color of fire.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The New Miss Universe Pageant:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">It features Jabba the Hutt's wife representing planet Tatooine</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Donald Trump's Meticulously Constructed Comb Over</span></span></i></b></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">You're not fooling anyone.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">"Apprentice: Comb Over"</span></span></i><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Learn from the master how to build a meticulously constructed comb over.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=videogames&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-25995842993579054092011-09-15T22:57:00.002-04:002011-09-15T23:51:33.584-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Worst Urban Legends Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Waking Up In An Unfamiliar Hotel Room And Discovering That A Kidney Was Removed:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">False. They take half of the brain. The half that dumb people don't use.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Santa Claus Evicted Superman From His Fortress Of Solitude Home At The North Pole:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">When the Daily Planet went out of business, Clark Kent was unemployed and could no longer afford the rent. Clark Kent had to sell his glasses too.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Richard Gere Wants To Marry A Gerbil That... (</span></span><u><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">EUPHEMISM ALERT</span></span></u></i><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">) Somehow Burrowed Into His Bikini Area:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Dalai Lama will perform the marriage ceremony.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Walt Disney Was Cryogenically Frozen And Used To Cool The Booze Of An Alcoholic Mickey Mouse Depressed By The Death Of His Creator:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">An alcoholic Mickey Mouse... That would explain why Mickey Mouse is often shirtless</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Waking Up In An Unfamiliar Hotel Room And Discovering That A Finger On Each Hand Was Removed</span></span></i></b></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Mickey Mouse always wanted <i><b>five</b></i> fingers on each of his hands instead of four. Mickey Mouse blames Walt Disney for this deformity.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">An Alligator Living In the New York City Sewers Crawled Up A Toilet And Bit Donald Trump's Head Off (</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"><u>CORRECTION</u></span></span></i><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">: Bit Donald Trump's Butt Off):</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Common mistake given where most people think Trump's head is located.</span></span> <br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">7. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span></i><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Batman Contracted A Disease From Touching Bat Guano In The Batcave:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Now you know why Batman wears gloves.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=electronics&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-50955425376115683932011-09-08T22:47:00.000-04:002011-09-08T22:47:42.499-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Best Financial Disasters Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Bubblegum Bubble Burst Of 1929:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Bootleg liquor smugglers, swinging flappers, Dust Bowl farmers, and FDR were all covered by a thin layer of gum... which of course gummed up the economy for the next decade.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Prior To Bernie Madoff's Pyramid Scheme Collapsing, Madoff's Lesser Known Octagon Scheme Went Belly Up.</span></span></i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Explosion Of The "Star Wars" Death Star:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">According to "Robot Chicken," the Emperor hadn't even made all the payments on it yet. But don't worry, TARP bailed him out.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Explosion Of The "Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi" Death Star 2</span></span></i></b></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">TARP 2. It's a good thing the galaxy has so many taxpayers.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">When A Bird Landed On Richie Rich's Solid Gold Mansion, Exceeding the Weight Limit Of The Ground Below:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This resulted in the mansion sinking to the center of the earth with Richie Rich trapped inside. (Hooray for gravity!)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Downgrading Of The U.S. Debt Rating:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This will increase interest rates for loans, making it impossible to build Death Star 3. (We love "Star Wars" but 6 movies are enough.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Creepy Old Man Who Tried To Scare The Scooby Doo Gang:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">George W. Bush:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(The "W" stands for "Where them WMD's at?") He's not even a real hillbilly. He just plays one on TV. "W" was born into an aristocratic New England family who haven't counted on their toes in generations. They have servants to do their toe-counting for them.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Pig-Squealing Molesters In "Deliverance":</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Because of that movie, entire religions have stopped eating pork.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Colonel Sanders:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) spokesman and CEO helped cause American's obesity problem</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">. (Thanks for all the fat people, jerk! No offense to the fat people. We're on <b><i>your</i></b> side.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Hillbilly Who Burned Down Abraham Lincoln's Log Cabin Because Lincoln was Book Learnin':</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">You can burn a book, but you can't destroy the knowledge from that book learnin'. Unless, of course, you burn the brain that contains that book learnin'.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Sheriff On "The Dukes Of Hazzard":</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Not only is he corrupt, but he can't even jump his car over a river. It's a <b><i>small</i></b> river.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=videogames&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-71157212470162687372011-08-23T23:56:00.003-04:002011-08-24T09:17:37.437-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Worst Food Combinations Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Pop Rocks and Soda:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">(Warning: May cause spontaneous head explosion.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Pop Rocks and Viagra:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">(Warning: May cause spontaneous head explosion.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Soylent Green and Homeless People:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Tastes like unwashed feet.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Pork Chops and Falafel:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Many holy wars have been started over this</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">5. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Matter and Antimatter Sandwich:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">(Warning: This combination may destroy the universe. Eat with caution.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">6. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Ham and Bellybutton Cheese Sandwich:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Although eating cheese that is grown on your body is cost-efficient, this would make you a cannibal</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">7. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Sweet and Sour Anything:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Sweet and sour are completely opposite. It doesn't make any sense whatsoever and therefore should not ever be combined under any circumstances. End of discussion.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=electronics&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: none;" width="468"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-35943632737658929982011-08-08T21:56:00.000-04:002011-08-08T21:56:52.440-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Best Ways To Stay Cool When It's Hot Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. Put your clothes in the refrigerator. And if that doesn't work, put <b><i>yourself</i></b> in the refrigerator</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. Drink a tall glass of anti-antifreeze</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. Get a job in Santa Claus' toy factory. They offer full medical and dental and free room and board.</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. Rent a room in Superman's Fortress of Solitude</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"> in the North Pole (next door to Santa Claus). Superman's lonely up there... all that solitude.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. Blow up the sun Bruce Willis-style</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. Alter your DNA to develop mutant weather control powers.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=dvd&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div><div align="center"><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-90313770152215101812011-07-21T23:19:00.001-04:002011-07-21T23:26:15.678-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Worst Science Experiments Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. Isaac Newton dropping apples on people's heads to test the Apple Concussion Theory. Newton loved apples... falling on people's heads</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. The Hubble space telescope used for peeping extraterrestrial sex acts</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Transforming water into wine, and said wine into urine</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The failed cloak of invisibility experiments that resulted in the public shaming of many naked scientists. (Sigh) Poor naked scientists.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The failed ring of invisibility experiments that resulted in the public shaming of many naked "Lord of the Rings" fans. (Sigh) Poor naked </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">"Lord of the Rings" fans</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">. (Damn you, Frodo! It's all <i><b>your</b></i> fault!)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The botched cloning of Tina Fey: Project Sarah Palin</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">7. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Albert Einstein's hair style</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<div align="center"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="250" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=game_downloads&banner=1E4PWPPRW5PGAVT70H82&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="300"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-32178976828130802402011-07-11T13:57:00.002-04:002011-07-21T23:41:31.835-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Worst Comic Book Characters Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Richie Rich:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3g2YK5ImClgugZqfB_dmEi-C1HCWcL4Wcr6VSVQ7bI1Gjs32Vxvsyj84slfoocpaGoJhnk2LEFjAkmT6MoWjX7yFzYQ5KKb7GY4_sk5kvkfYx_dvJ8w0CC0PPOxiNR2FcKMiTGfwGzm0j/s1600/Richie+Rich.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3g2YK5ImClgugZqfB_dmEi-C1HCWcL4Wcr6VSVQ7bI1Gjs32Vxvsyj84slfoocpaGoJhnk2LEFjAkmT6MoWjX7yFzYQ5KKb7GY4_sk5kvkfYx_dvJ8w0CC0PPOxiNR2FcKMiTGfwGzm0j/s1600/Richie+Rich.png" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This jobless inheritor of a vast fortune built upon the exploitation of workers and ravaging of the environment has the nerve to ask for sympathy with his billion dollar propaganda campaign declaring him "a poor little rich boy."</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Jimmy Olsen:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Superman's annoying photographer pal with the itchy camera finger is the inspiration of every paparazzi. Olsen's candid photos of Superman in his red underwear created our current era of celebrity skin. Celebrity skin... (drool) Okay, maybe Jimmy Olsen isn't so bad.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Hulk:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This green steroid freak inspired Arnold Schwarzenegger to pump his way to fame, thus leading to the groping of the state of California and many housekeepers. (<a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/2011/06/best-illegitimate-children-ever-by.html">click here for more details</a>)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Rubber Man:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Rubber Man may keep you safe, but it just doesn't feel as good.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Wonder Woman's Corset:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEFKltmhl2XFtvNT5TvqmMIrXjfkhWcTed4Mx8LvehRdQpqfI8O_1ofPO_ikVrc4Lx3rXlYatGb6iZgGSnFUDOu3YaiReER7dcBZFaT6qLbuRwD3B55IJnSHx4w4V_V1FNzIudcITbuyPZ/s1600/Wonder+Woman.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEFKltmhl2XFtvNT5TvqmMIrXjfkhWcTed4Mx8LvehRdQpqfI8O_1ofPO_ikVrc4Lx3rXlYatGb6iZgGSnFUDOu3YaiReER7dcBZFaT6qLbuRwD3B55IJnSHx4w4V_V1FNzIudcITbuyPZ/s1600/Wonder+Woman.png" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">That golden bird-shaped bra thing is constantly in the way of two wonders of the world! (Her magic lasso and magic bracelets.) No wonder gold birds are an endangered species.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">6. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Clayface:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This Batman villain is just a ripoff of the lesser known "Mudface." Mudface has the power to rejuvenate wrinkled skin with a patented formula of hydroxidates. Mudface is the reason why Wonder Woman does not currently look like a 70 year old.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">7. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Robin:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The Boy Wonder does not have Wonder Woman's wonders and is 50% responsible for one of the worst movies of all time, 1997's "Batman & Robin." And judging by Robin's costume, he is also color-blind.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="150" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=9&l=ez&f=ifr&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="180"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-11218012805746989962011-07-05T10:58:00.002-04:002011-07-05T11:11:53.055-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Worst Animals To Get Attacked By... Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Bears:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Even if you're lucky enough to survive a vicious bear attack with all the biting and clawing and helpless screaming, bear attack victims often develop an irrational fear of plush toys and cutesy honey bottles.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Skunks:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1Z5SNwrpbSosanJE6Nh1zwlj154WCl_NNCczUfPgAHeG1nl6EyaeKfrCORt4EJcWeGPHZTqo4E_L1NDsQE2vbqRMv2w4-kyWwpKowW8KVO8EJB3MKJOG4HnlflOqyhetrXlU9lhTuXwet/s1600/Pepe+LePew.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1Z5SNwrpbSosanJE6Nh1zwlj154WCl_NNCczUfPgAHeG1nl6EyaeKfrCORt4EJcWeGPHZTqo4E_L1NDsQE2vbqRMv2w4-kyWwpKowW8KVO8EJB3MKJOG4HnlflOqyhetrXlU9lhTuXwet/s1600/Pepe+LePew.png" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The noxious odor of a skunk attack will give people the impression that you are homeless or a French stereotype. This will increase the likelihood that you are given spare change by total strangers, but also increase the likelihood of being accused of rape by both humans and black cats.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Flies:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Being attacked by a swarm of flies can lead to being mistaken for a rotting zombie and subsequently getting a shotgun blast to the face.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Jabba the Hutt:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5E9_nNWiFfoG-SjRB75DCIYaFoFrThvS20xKMCx4lvOoLl5u-3bAq5WiMgC2nSSzjoRjUG_2JCw6AYOb3CZwLdTIK2XJuL-BkLWErx1a7owXAAfdGPRN6woWiB5vWihSCM9CsAtLT2Yia/s1600/JabbaPrincess.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5E9_nNWiFfoG-SjRB75DCIYaFoFrThvS20xKMCx4lvOoLl5u-3bAq5WiMgC2nSSzjoRjUG_2JCw6AYOb3CZwLdTIK2XJuL-BkLWErx1a7owXAAfdGPRN6woWiB5vWihSCM9CsAtLT2Yia/s1600/JabbaPrincess.png" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">This clinically obese desert slug is worse than a French banker with ze large wallet for ze condoms and ze defense attorney money.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Goldfish:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Though goldfish attacks are rarely fatal, the embarrassment when people find out you were attacked by a goldfish can be quite stinging. Goldfish victims often live lives of silent shame.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Spider venom can be lethal. Being bitten by a spider can also lead to starring in much hyped Broadway musicals and subsequently plummeting to certain death while web swinging.</span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=videogames&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: medium none;" width="468"></iframe></div><div align="center"></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-62713345696352062382011-06-23T16:59:00.004-04:002011-07-05T02:17:43.293-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Best Illegitimate Children Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">1. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Housekeeper Baby":</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">This "half Austrian/half cyborg vacuum cleaner" baby ruined Arnold's political career before the Governator could grope 49 other states, thus preventing the Apocalypse.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Hollywood has already capitalized on this scandal. Watch <b><i>Kindergarten Cop 2: Family Reunion starring Arnold Schwarzenegger & Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer</i></b> below or on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn44BXB7tUU">YouTube by clicking here.</a></span></span><br />
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</div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">2. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Sarah Connor's Son:</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Before</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Arnold's "housekeeper baby" prevented the </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Apocalypse, it was Sarah Connor's son who was destined to save the world. Now his new destiny is to travel back in time to supply condoms to Arnold</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">3. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Every Illegitimate Baby That Has Appeared On "The Maury Povich Show":</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">These kids have entertained millions of people across the U.S. for many years, and for that we salute them and declare, "We <i><u><b>ARE</b></u></i> the baby's father!"</span></span><br />
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<div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=electronics&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: none;" width="468"></iframe></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-20078888593681800122011-06-18T13:46:00.003-04:002011-07-05T02:28:56.106-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Best TV Episodes Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">X-Files:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">The one where Mulder and Scully search for the Lucky Charms Leprechaun to end the Saint Patrick's Day Curse. They find the leprechaun but cannot find his green clovers and purple horseshoes</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">2. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Friends:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">The one where Chandler realizes he's straight and shaves his legs for the last time.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"><b><u>CHANDLER:</u></b> "Can I <b><i>BEEEE</i></b> anymore hetero? I think I'll marry Monica now."</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">3. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Simpsons:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">The one where Homer meets his twin brother, Family Guy, and Mr. Burns fires them both.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">4. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">American Idol:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">The one where Simon Cowell wears a white t-shirt instead of his usual black and is attacked by Randy Jackson for this obvious racial symbolism of white power. Simon Cowell screams like a little British girl during his brutal pummeling</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">5. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Seinfeld:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">The one where Jerry commits Kramer to a mental hospital to get Kramer the help he so desperately needs. It was a "very special episode" of <i>Seinfeld</i>.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">6. The episode where the United States stopped analog television broadcasts and millions of TV screens turned to static</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=dvd&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: none;" width="468"></iframe></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-2752655521601202202011-06-04T14:39:00.009-04:002011-07-05T02:35:23.452-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Best Videos of the Week... Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">FuntasticList.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Master Yoda and Slave Luke:</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">"Hot Jedi action!" (There's no sex. Really! Watch it below or on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcShwJtEFdw">YouTube by clicking here.</a>)</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">2. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Vice Presidential Candidate John Edwards' "An Inconvenient Truth About My Baby Mama."</span></span></span></i></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">3.</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Osama Bin Laden's "Sex Under the Sea" Video:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">"Hot mermaid action! See Bin Laden use all his <b><i><u>bullet holes</u></i></b>!" (</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">There's sex. Really!</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">The Terminator:</span></span></i></b></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Not Arnold Schwarzenegger. The actual robot. A Republican President should have an iron fist and self-repairing circuitry since Republicans hate health care.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">2. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">The Fictional Black President on "24":</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> He has previous experience as President (although he was only President for 24 hours), he supports torture, and he wasn't born in Kenya.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">3. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">George Lucas:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> He likes "wars" and robots like the Terminator. Plus the force is strong with him!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">4. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Alfred E. Neuman:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> The smiley-faced "Mad Magazine" mascot's signature catch phrase "What? Me worry?" ties in perfectly with Republican hatred of social safety nets.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">5. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Tina Fey:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Republicans will like her because she looks like Sarah Palin, but we chose Tina Fey because Palin sucks. Literally, her husband said so. (Sorry, ladies, errr women, errr females?)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">6. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Dr. Barry Feinberg, DDS:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> This successful dentist likes to "drill, baby, drill!" Also, Sarah Palin's husband said Dr. Feinberg's broken saliva vacuum does <u><i>not</i></u> suck.</span></span><br />
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<div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"><iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="240" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=funtlist-20&o=1&p=15&l=bn1&mode=electronics&browse=&fc1=000000&lt1=_blank&lc1=3366FF&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="border: none;" width="468"></iframe></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172708808134298195.post-32990900201811874372011-05-15T15:34:00.001-04:002011-05-15T15:37:13.027-04:00<div align="center"><b><i><u><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Best Politically Correct Euphemisms Ever!</span></span></span></u></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">(by: </span></span><a href="http://funtasticlist.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">funtasticlist.blogspot.com</span></span></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">)</span></span></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">1. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">The Homeless:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> The Artists Formerly Known As Hobos.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">2. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Garbage Men: </span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Collectors of lost art</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">3. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Nazis: </span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Collectors of lost arks</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">. (Mr. Spielberg, I need my check now.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">4. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">House Slaves:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Waiters without benefits</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">5. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Field Slaves:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> The guy that mows my lawn</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">6. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Thieves:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> The greed-challenged. (Also known as collectors of "lost" money.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">7. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Pirates:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Real life Cap'n Crunches.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">8. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Pirate Henchmen:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Real life Lieutenant</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Crunches.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">9. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Pirate Parrots:</span></span></span></i></b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Culinary Delicacie</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">s.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">1. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Kenya, Africa (Show us your birth certificate, Mr. Lincoln! Show us your birth certificate!)</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">2. Area 51 contains alien bodies from Mexico (Show us your birth certificates, alien Mexicans! Show us your birth certificates!)</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">3. The Internet was invented by Al Gore to distribute Bill Clinton's "Interns Gone Wild" sex videos</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">4. The Hostess Cake Company doesn't want us to know that the center of the earth has a delicious "creme" filling</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">5. Flying saucers come from </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"><u><i>your</i></u></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> anus.</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;"> Yes, <i><u>your</u></i> personal anus.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">6. The Chernobyl nuclear accident was started by Homer Simpsonovsky. Coincidence, I think not!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">7. All conspiracy theories come from tin foil hats (Human heads not necessary.).</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">8. All sane ideas come from saran wrap turbans</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="color: red;"><b><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">U.S. Congress Announces New Budget Cuts.</span></span></i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">The price of congressional haircuts will be reduced by 50%, thus saving taxpayers over 2 trillion dollars annually. (If the government says so, it <i><u><b>MUST</b></u></i> be true! If you do not believe it to be true, please fill out Form 1040-IOU and submit it to George W. Bush's ranch.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Speaker Of The House John Boehner Says, "These Cuts Are Sweeping. They Will Be Swept Off The Floor After Every Trim."</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Mr. Boehner then began his usual 4 p.m. crying and asked that his tears be swept off his face. (Mopped, sir. The correct word is mopped.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><b><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">George W. Bush Seen Cutting The Bushes Outside His Ranch.</span></span></span></i></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Mr. Bush was then seen burning piles of Form 1040-IOU.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">1. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">"My dog ate my homework. I mean my dog ate my home. Yeah, that's the ticket! I have a really big dog... a <i><b><u>red</u></b></i> dog."</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">2. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Your work desk somehow "scared you" and you needed time off to calm your nerves.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">3. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">You got lead poisoning from using the office pencils too often.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">4. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">Your clothes got snagged in a bank vault door that only opens once a day. You were a victim of the rigged banking industry. And they stole your TARP bailout money too so you can't afford to get fired.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">5. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;">"I quit!" (Unless you really want to quit.)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">1. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Blame a sudden emergency weather condition. Say the words "FLASH FLOOD!" as often as you can as fast as you can.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">2. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Use patriotism to your advantage. Blame foreign terrorists that kidnapped you while buying Freedom Fries at your local American-owned fast food restaurant.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">3. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">When using illness as an excuse, the more obscure the disease, the better. The common cold is for liars. Typhoid fever is for honest, hard-working people.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">4. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Say God ordered you not to work. Include the words "rest on the Sabbath" and "new religious holiday" as often as you can as fast as you can.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">5. </span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia", "Times New Roman", serif;">Say your boss had given you the day off but because your boss had been working <u><em><strong>SO</strong></em></u> hard, your boss forgot about it. Suggest that your boss could use a day off so that he/she doesn't lose the rest of his/her memory and smile with the satisfaction of a successful con!</span></span><br />
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