Best Ways To Stay Cool When It's Hot Ever!
1. Put your clothes in the refrigerator. And if that doesn't work, put yourself in the refrigerator.
2. Drink a tall glass of anti-antifreeze.
3. Get a job in Santa Claus' toy factory. They offer full medical and dental and free room and board.
4. Rent a room in Superman's Fortress of Solitude in the North Pole (next door to Santa Claus). Superman's lonely up there... all that solitude.
5. Blow up the sun Bruce Willis-style.
6. Alter your DNA to develop mutant weather control powers.
2 comments:
I live in Akransas, so it's really hot here. I guess I need to start altering my DNA...
Yes, you should alter your DNA. Say hello to Bill Clinton for us!
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