Thursday, March 24, 2011

Worst Holidays Ever!

1. Green Day: Holiday celebrating the drinking of Vulcan blood.

2. Green Day (American version): Good band, but no one wants to drink rock star blood either.

3. Buy A Greeting Card Day: The least creative Hallmark Card Company holiday.

4. Werewolf Eve: Too many have died in the name of this barbaric ritual.  And fur allergies are no picnic either.

5. Chewbacca Day: Too much like Werewolf Eve.

6. The Day After Saint Patrick's Day: Green vomit is both disgusting and an insult to regular vomit.

7. Goya Bean Flatulence Fiesta: The smell!  The smell!  Please, God, stop the smell!

8. Work Day: The absolute worst day of all.

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