Worst Holidays Ever!
1. Green Day: Holiday celebrating the drinking of Vulcan blood.
2. Green Day (American version): Good band, but no one wants to drink rock star blood either.
3. Buy A Greeting Card Day: The least creative Hallmark Card Company holiday.
4. Werewolf Eve: Too many have died in the name of this barbaric ritual. And fur allergies are no picnic either.
5. Chewbacca Day: Too much like Werewolf Eve.
6. The Day After Saint Patrick's Day: Green vomit is both disgusting and an insult to regular vomit.
7. Goya Bean Flatulence Fiesta: The smell! The smell! Please, God, stop the smell!
8. Work Day: The absolute worst day of all.
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