Thursday, September 1, 2011

Worst Hillbillies Ever!

1. The Creepy Old Man Who Tried To Scare The Scooby Doo Gang:
He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

2. George W. Bush:
(The "W" stands for "Where them WMD's at?")  He's not even a real hillbilly.  He just plays one on TV.  "W" was born into an aristocratic New England family who haven't counted on their toes in generations.  They have servants to do their toe-counting for them.

3. The Pig-Squealing Molesters In "Deliverance":
Because of that movie, entire religions have stopped eating pork.

4. Colonel Sanders:
The Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) spokesman and CEO helped cause American's obesity problem.  (Thanks for all the fat people, jerk!  No offense to the fat people.  We're on your side.)

5. The Hillbilly Who Burned Down Abraham Lincoln's Log Cabin Because Lincoln was Book Learnin':
You can burn a book, but you can't destroy the knowledge from that book learnin'.  Unless, of course, you burn the brain that contains that book learnin'.

6. The Sheriff On "The Dukes Of Hazzard":
Not only is he corrupt, but he can't even jump his car over a river.  It's a small river.

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