Best Illegitimate Children Ever!
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Housekeeper Baby":
This "half Austrian/half cyborg vacuum cleaner" baby ruined Arnold's political career before the Governator could grope 49 other states, thus preventing the Apocalypse.
Hollywood has already capitalized on this scandal. Watch Kindergarten Cop 2: Family Reunion starring Arnold Schwarzenegger & Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer below or on YouTube by clicking here.
2. Sarah Connor's Son:
Before Arnold's "housekeeper baby" prevented the Apocalypse, it was Sarah Connor's son who was destined to save the world. Now his new destiny is to travel back in time to supply condoms to Arnold.
3. Every Illegitimate Baby That Has Appeared On "The Maury Povich Show":
These kids have entertained millions of people across the U.S. for many years, and for that we salute them and declare, "We ARE the baby's father!"