Best Winter Activities Ever!

(by: FuntasticList.blogspot.com)

1. Freezing:
Experience the joy Han Solo felt when he realized he was in love with Princess Leia.

2. Playing Hide And Seek With Abominable Snowmen:
They're great at hiding!  A little too good.

3. Helping Out The Elves At Santa's Workshop:
By that, we mean working at a sweatshop along with child laborers.

4. Drinking Eggnog Without the Egg Or The Nog:
Just drinking.  (Warning: Drink responsibly.  Don't run over grandma or a reindeer.)

5. New Year's Eve:
Countdown to the end of the Mayan calendar!  Hooray???

Worst Horror Movie Clichés Ever!

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1. Hockey Masked Killers:
This cliché unfairly tarnishes the upstanding reputation of hockey which has never been associated with violence in any way.  The combination of hockey and violence are simply unimaginable.

2. Death While Taking A Shower:
This is just a shameless way to gratuitously show sexy plumbing fixtures.  The plumbing industrial complex pays Hollywood studios to display plumbing products in their movies to subliminally advertise hot, exposed pipes.

3. The Supernatural:
Demons, goblins, and evil spirits are silly hokum and do not exist.  They were ghostbusted to extinction years ago.

4. The Twisted Genius Killer Who Outsmarts The Police:
Killers are not geniuses.  You'll never see a butcher who graduated from Harvard.  Harvard doesn't even offer a butcher degree.

5. Toxic Waste That Creates Monsters:
Toxic waste doesn't create monsters.  Toxic waste IS the monster.  (Paid for by the Anti-Toxic Waste Non-Industrial Complex)

6. Killing Sprees That Occur On Specific Holidays:
This is just a shameless way to remind people to buy Hallmark holiday cards... and to go on killing sprees.

Best Superhero Fashion Accessories Ever!

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1. The Superhero Cape:
Both stylish and practical.  Useful for hiding weapons and evildoer bloodstains.  Also useful for detecting which way the wind is blowing.

2. Customized Utility Belt:
A handy way to store crime fighting gadgets while on the go.  Also holds up one's pants which is important since crime fighting burns up a lot of calories, resulting in rapid weight loss.

3. Speedo Underwear Worn On The Outside Of Tights:
It helps emphasize a superhero's bulging masculinity.  Useful in attracting damsels in distress and crotch sniffing dogs.

4. Superhero Emblem:
Usually emblazoned on a superhero's chest, it distinguishes one's personal set of speedo underwear worn on the outside of tights from every other speedo underwear worn on the outside of tights.  Useful for marketing one's heroic deeds in the media and getting the all-important merchandising deals.  Speedos cost money after all.

5. The Mask:
It protects a superhero's secret identity and instantly transforms ugly superheroes into magazine cover mystery men of action.  Also good for bank robberies.  Speedos cost money after all.