Worst Nobel Prizes Ever!

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1. Physics:
Awarded for the invention of the Ring of Invisibility, but no Frodo and no Golem!  And batteries not included!  (Not precious.  Not precious at all.)

2. Literature:
"Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Pubic Hairs."  A young wizard's discovery of his changing body, as if by magic.

3. Peace:
Awarded to some dove they found in magician David Copperfield's pants.  It was covered with strange hairs.

4. Chemistry:
Non-intoxicating crystal meth.  Charlie Sheen was upset over this for two and a half weeks.

5. Medicine:
Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA serum.  Charlie Sheen was high over this for two and a half weeks.  Charlie Sheen was so happy, he "donated" his Nobel Prize money to his crystal meth dealer.

Best New Careers For Charlie Sheen... Ever!

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1. Two And A Half Men?:
It stars Charlie Sheen and his father Martin Sheen who's trying to save Charlie from his out of control, drug addled, sex depraved life.  The 1/2 man is played by a transvestite prostitute Charlie picked up.

2. Born Again Christian Televangelist:
Charlie Sheen's "redemption" story will include encounters with transvestite prostitutes.  But that was before he found Jesus (Jesus is a Hispanic drug dealer friend and wise man).

3. Crackhouse Manager:
Charlie Sheen can combine his work and play.  (Do they still have crackhouses?  Don't hear about them much these days.)

4. Spin City 2 And 1/2:
This time the spinning is Charlie Sheen's drug-induced dizziness.  (Guest starring Michael J. Fox!)

5. Inventor Of Tiger Blood And Adonis DNA Serum:
This scientific achievement will transform an ordinary man into a god!  (The Ancient Greek type of god who wear togas and eat grapes over their heads.)

Worst Donald Trump Projects Ever!

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1. The Trump Sewage Processing Plant In Beautiful Atlantic City:
Since this gold-plated waste facility began operating, a record number of old men with metal detectors at the beach have found "treasure" consisting of toxic metals.  (Coincidence?  I think not!)

2. The Search For Barack Obama's Birth Certificate:
According to Trump: "I've made some incredible discoveries!  I discovered that Barack Obama has no library card!"

3. The "You're Fired!" Triangle Shirtwaist Factory:
Named after the infamous burned building and site of many tragic deaths, Trump shows his trademark "class."  (It's gold-plated to match the color of fire.)

4. The New Miss Universe Pageant:
It features Jabba the Hutt's wife representing planet Tatooine.

5. Donald Trump's Meticulously Constructed Comb Over:
You're not fooling anyone.

6. "Apprentice: Comb Over":
Learn from the master how to build a meticulously constructed comb over.