Best TV Episodes Ever!

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1. X-Files:
The one where Mulder and Scully search for the Lucky Charms Leprechaun to end the Saint Patrick's Day Curse.  They find the leprechaun but cannot find his green clovers and purple horseshoes.

2. Friends:
The one where Chandler realizes he's straight and shaves his legs for the last time.
CHANDLER: "Can I BEEEE anymore hetero? I think I'll marry Monica now."

3. Simpsons:
The one where Homer meets his twin brother, Family Guy, and Mr. Burns fires them both.

4. American Idol:
The one where Simon Cowell wears a white t-shirt instead of his usual black and is attacked by Randy Jackson for this obvious racial symbolism of white power.  Simon Cowell screams like a little British girl during his brutal pummeling.

5. Seinfeld:
The one where Jerry commits Kramer to a mental hospital to get Kramer the help he so desperately needs.  It was a "very special episode" of Seinfeld.

6. The episode where the United States stopped analog television broadcasts and millions of TV screens turned to static.

Best Videos of the Week... Ever!

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1. Master Yoda and Slave Luke:

"Hot Jedi action!" (There's no sex.  Really!  Watch it below or on YouTube by clicking here.)

2. Vice Presidential Candidate John Edwards' "An Inconvenient Truth About My Baby Mama."

3. Osama Bin Laden's "Sex Under the Sea" Video: 
"Hot mermaid action!  See Bin Laden use all his bullet holes!" (There's sex.  Really!)

Best Republican Candidates for President in 2012... Ever!

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1. The Terminator: Not Arnold Schwarzenegger.  The actual robot.  A Republican President should have an iron fist and self-repairing circuitry since Republicans hate health care.

2. The Fictional Black President on "24": He has previous experience as President (although he was only President for 24 hours), he supports torture, and he wasn't born in Kenya.

3. George Lucas: He likes "wars" and robots like the Terminator.  Plus the force is strong with him!

4. Alfred E. Neuman: The smiley-faced "Mad Magazine" mascot's signature catch phrase "What?  Me worry?" ties in perfectly with Republican hatred of social safety nets.

5. Tina Fey: Republicans will like her because she looks like Sarah Palin, but we chose Tina Fey because Palin sucks.  Literally, her husband said so. (Sorry, ladies, errr women, errr females?)

6. Dr. Barry Feinberg, DDS: This successful dentist likes to "drill, baby, drill!"  Also, Sarah Palin's husband said Dr. Feinberg's broken saliva vacuum does not suck.